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TOP TEN FIDEL CASTRO PICK-UP LINES
10. "I have no hard currency, but if I did could I buy you a drink?"
9. "You've started a revolution in my pants"
8. "Want to come back to my crumbling palace for a ten-year old tin of
Soviet sardines?"
7. "When I look at you I get a 'Cuban missile crisis'"
6. "You are almost as gorgeous as 'Three's Company's' Joyce DeWitt"
(Suzanne...)
5. "Would you like to join me for a little class struggle between the
sheets?"
4. "You may never get another chance to do it with a Commie"
3. "Would you mind checking my beard for ticks?"
2. "These day long bread lines are full of phonies -- let's go someplace
quiet"
1. "I can't spell Cuba without 'U'"
Letterman, Monday, October 23, 1995
) 1995 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved